“I was just in the process of looking for the snow tires option,” he said. “I’m sure that will fix me right up.”
“The snow tires option?” I asked, completely incredulous.
“Yeah, the guy at the dealer said snow tires were an option with this car when I bought it but I forgot to ask him
where the button was.”
“Sweetheart, if you want to keep this fabric from being covered in special sauce,
you’d better get it off me right now!”